The Tonk

So finally resisted the lure of the lunch special and ordered the Tonkinoise with Beef. Had two spring rolls, five litres of soup, all tasty, then walking home intestines swelled up to the size of a small foreign car. Bloated guts spilling out the mouth, I`m signing "Don`t prick it! Don`t prick it! There`ll be shit everywhere ~ that pink stuff is bubblicious from the 1970s." Suppose I shouldn`t eat so much. Or never be more than five steps from a bathroom.