How to make sausages, cheese sauce, cauliflower and couscous in less than one minute

WARNING: this was shot on a surveillance camera without the subjects knowledge...that said the recipe is as follows:

Boil sausages for 15 + minutes
Gluten free cheese sauce -- 2 tbsp butter melted, add 2 tbsp cornstarch, stir...SLOWLY add 1 cup milk - cornstarch won't thicken until the first milk is added, weird....realize its too much milk, add more cornstarch...drop spoon in sauce, swear mightily
Chop up cauliflower...gross there's bugs on it, what can you do? Organic...so rinse, and wonder what chemicals keep those bugs off the non organic cauliflower...
Put in steamer.
Prep couscous - 1 cup couscous to 1 cup water...

what? No After shots? What a ***beep***