Beaver Canuck tells Stephen Harper jokes

why did the Harper conservative cross the road?
Because Stephen Harper needed a body to throw under a bus.

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Knock knock

Who's there

Stephen?

Stephen who?

you know, the asshole…

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How many Harper conservatives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Are you kidding? Harper conservatives reproduce by spreading lies on a rich bed of bullshit.

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what do you get when you cross a Harper conservative like dean del mastro and an ethics committee?

an empty seat…for months



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pop quiz -
Canadian tax dollars should fund
a) a strong stable conservative majority direct mailing attack ads to Canadians
b) a rub and tug for Stephen Harper to take the edge off his self loathing

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Pop Quiz:
The Canadian economy needs:

a) support for Canadian scientists to help inform evidence based public policy and innovation

b) partisan austerity measures, ineffective pro punishment law and order tom foolery, economic action plan boon doggles, and unaccounted for billions?

c) a rub and tug for Stephen Harper to tone down his self-loathing?